3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
"Freedom is not free, it requires great sacrafice. The price is paid in blood."
[censored] shoe.... I love you.... but that sucked! let me SAVE your [censored]....
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These sailors get shore leave, and they go out partying all night hit EVERY bar they can, they get totally wasted!
Well the next morning
The First sailor says "MAN YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH BAR WAS MY FAVORITE!?"
"WHICH ONE?" another sailor replies...
The first sailor smiles and says. "The one with the Blue doors & gold toilet"
"You're crazy" the other sailors quickly tell him, "there wasn't a bar last night with a gold commode "
after wasting the better part of an hour fighting about it, the men decide they are going to "FIND" this bar with the blue doors & gold toilet, so they get a cab, and ride around ALL DAY... no luck, then finally they pull up to an alley, and see blue doors!!
"THATS GOTTA BE IT" says one of the sailors
the men get out of the cab, and go inside the bar,
"Excuse me sir do you guys have gold commode?"
"My friend says he used a gold commode here last night"
The Bar tender looks over at the first sailor, then yells to someone in the back
"Hey larry I found the guy that $hit in your tooba"
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... ok maybe that one sucked too, sleepy time for me!
w00t w00t
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